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    MLB Opening Day 2019

    Well well Well it was Opening day of another baseball season and no chatter from the resident Spank or Red sux or sCrub fans? I've got a question for those esteemed Spank fans out there and we know who you are, How long have the Spanks been playing baseball? 100, 120 years? More? Did you know that the Spanks have never ever done something that the Los Angeles Dodgers did yesterday. In fact NO major league team has ever done it. The Dodgers hit 8 HRs on Opening day yesterday setting the MLB record. They were MASHING! And no they weren't facing Hedeki Irabu. They LIT UP Greinke. A One time Dodger who should've re-signed with them, instead of going all Robinson Canoe. Ya ya I hear you sCrUB fan you scored 12 runs yesterday too....against Texas. What you couldn't get Round Rock for the Opener? sCrUB fan you better just worry about that little beer town to the north and not concern yourself with the two-time defending National League Champs. We'll be waiting for you come Oct, IF you make it there.

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    In honor of whats going on with Jeopardy right now with the Streak and Alex Trebeks ongoing cancer fight lets play some more MLB-Jeopardy: For $800 and this category- Name the player who leads the Majors in the following categories, Batting avg, Runs, HRs, RBI's, Hits, and OPS. But Wait you said player as in singular Alex? Yes that is correct one player leads the entire Majors in all six of those categories, WHO is it? Can we get a hint Alex? Yes He's the 2017 ROY winner. Still no answers.........OK here's who its NOT: Its not Aaron Juvie court Judge, or Robinson Canoe, or any other INJURED Spank, its nobody from the Red Sux, Astros or sCrUBS, Excuse me sCrUB fan you're not eligible to play until your team gets above .500. Its not Bryce Help Me Harper, or is it anybody from the entire American League. Folks your answers please..... Who is Cody Bellinger! CORRECT! Rising Dodger star and currently unstoppable force at the plate leads the Major Leagues in all SIX offensive categories. And, Oh BTW, just broke the record for most RBIs in the month of April to start the season.....Stay Tuned Folks we'll be back after this word from our fine sponsors....

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      ATTENTION: calling all sCrUBs fans I got three words for you.... Bell in ger, as in Cody. He'll make a mess of your pitching staff in a HURRY! Ask Jon Fester errr Leaster I mean Lester. Awfully quiet on here. Thought we'd hear something from Spank fans now that they ascended to the top of the ALeast. Or Twink fan. I know there's one or two of them out there. How much longer Twink fan are you going to puff up your wins by constantly playing teams that are 20 games under .500? Let me guess another series with KC or Seattle this weekend? Or maybe Minny you can stop by Omaha and pick up a few wins at the CWS on your way to KC?

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