anyone see this?

south of 41 · 09-20-2007, 06:23 PM

A Nebraska farmer dies and, being a heathen, goes to Hell. When he gets there its 95 F with 90% humidity, but Satan notices he's kicked back on the brimstone relaxing comfortably.

He asks, "Why aren't you miserable like everyone else here?" The farmer replies, "Oh, this is like a warm spring day in central Nebraska . I like it."

Angry, Satan turns up the thermostat until its 100 F and 95% humidity.
Still, the farmer's happy. "This is like a good June day on the farm.
Not bad at all."

Furious, Satan turns it up to 105 F and 99% humidity. Everyone is even
more miserable, except the farmer still resting.

"Hey, this is like a good August day on the farm bailing hay. Feels good, the hotter the better."

In a total rage, Satan turns the thermostat down to minus 25 F. Within
seconds, the air becomes chilly and frost appears, soon followed by solid ice everywhere.

Satan smirks, watching the farmer.

The confused farmer looks down at the frozen ground for a moment, suddenly jumps up excitedly, looks around everywhere and begins to laugh, scream, and jump for joy.

"BILL CALLAHAN WON A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!"
"BILL CALLAHAN WON A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!"
"BILL CALLAHAN WON A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!"

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muddy river · 09-20-2007, 06:35 PM

LMAO!!!! Good one!

LundLover · 09-20-2007, 07:02 PM

Nice!

Alex T. · 09-20-2007, 07:16 PM

South,
That's the most truthful post I have EVER read on here.

:badg rin:

: badgrin:

...........Hold on,that wasn't enough...

:badg rin:

and one last....

Alex

09-20-2007, 06:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
south of 41 Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: sea monster Posts: 2,239 Thanks: 0 Thanked 15 Times in 8 Posts	anyone see this? A Nebraska farmer dies and, being a heathen, goes to Hell. When he gets there its 95 F with 90% humidity, but Satan notices he's kicked back on the brimstone relaxing comfortably. He asks, "Why aren't you miserable like everyone else here?" The farmer replies, "Oh, this is like a warm spring day in central Nebraska . I like it." Angry, Satan turns up the thermostat until its 100 F and 95% humidity. Still, the farmer's happy. "This is like a good June day on the farm. Not bad at all." Furious, Satan turns it up to 105 F and 99% humidity. Everyone is even more miserable, except the farmer still resting. "Hey, this is like a good August day on the farm bailing hay. Feels good, the hotter the better." In a total rage, Satan turns the thermostat down to minus 25 F. Within seconds, the air becomes chilly and frost appears, soon followed by solid ice everywhere. Satan smirks, watching the farmer. The confused farmer looks down at the frozen ground for a moment, suddenly jumps up excitedly, looks around everywhere and begins to laugh, scream, and jump for joy. "BILL CALLAHAN WON A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!" "BILL CALLAHAN WON A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!" "BILL CALLAHAN WON A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!" ============= __________________ The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving. Eighty percent of success is showing up. RECOVERING NICOTINE ADDICT SINCE April 6th 2008

09-20-2007, 06:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
muddy river Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Blair Posts: 380 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	LMAO!!!! Good one! __________________ It's always something.--Kevin Lang

09-20-2007, 07:02 PM	#3 (permalink)
LundLover Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Lincoln, NE Posts: 3,872 Thanks: 32 Thanked 17 Times in 16 Posts	Nice! __________________ I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions. - Augusten Burroughs

09-20-2007, 07:16 PM	#4 (permalink)
Alex T. Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: under the lids of a laydown blind Certified Youth Fishing Instructor Posts: 3,419 Thanks: 0 Thanked 62 Times in 35 Posts	South, That's the most truthful post I have EVER read on here. :badg rin:: badgrin:...........Hold on,that wasn't enough...:badg rin: and one last.... Alex __________________ Listening to an e-caller daily to help pass the time until they come back

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