The Husker Creed

Phishful Thinking · 11-11-2008, 10:56 AM

This is my new religion...

I believe in Tom, the AD Almighty,
the restorer of Pride and Respect
and in Bo Pelini, his prodigal coach:

Who was brought in by Frank Solich,
born of the 2003 defensive swagger,
suffered under Steve Pederson,
was looked over, fired, and moved on.

He descended into Oklahoma.

The 3rd year with LSU, He won a National Championship.

He ascended back to Nebraska
and sits at the right hand of Tom, the AD,
hence he shall come to judge the offense and the defense.

I believe in the pinnacle of College Football,
the University of Nebraska,
the Assistant Coaches,
the Husker Offense,
the resurrection of the team,
and National Prominence
Everlasting!!!
Amen

Phishful Thinking · 11-11-2008, 07:31 PM

apparently it was judgement day for Cody Glenn... bummer

papaw t · 11-12-2008, 11:01 PM

Cool post. Too bad for the ones who don't listen and obey.

LundLover · 11-13-2008, 06:18 AM

BUT...

If Nebraska football is pure good, whey do they allow evil?

Phishful Thinking · 11-13-2008, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LundLover

BUT...

If Nebraska football is pure good, whey do they allow evil?

God (Tom) has to tempt all of his innocent children (Husker Players) that he created to make sure that they are worthy of Heaven (Memorial Stadium)
He created the devil (Callahan) to weed out the true Husker faithful from the fair weather fans, so we may once again rise up early on Saturday mornings with something to look forward to... He brought his only son (Pelini) in to this earth to suffer day in and day out, trying to please all of the fair weather fans. Some day he will die for our sins (win a National Championship) and on the third day shall ascend into Coaching Greatness...
so the story goes...

In the unity of the Holy Osborne
All glory and honor is yours, almighty Father of the Corn
Until we find an AD worthy of your greatness...

AhhhMen

11-11-2008, 10:56 AM	#1 (permalink)
Phishful Thinking Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Lincoln, NE Posts: 356 Thanks: 25 Thanked 16 Times in 12 Posts	The Husker Creed This is my new religion... I believe in Tom, the AD Almighty, the restorer of Pride and Respect and in Bo Pelini, his prodigal coach: Who was brought in by Frank Solich, born of the 2003 defensive swagger, suffered under Steve Pederson, was looked over, fired, and moved on. He descended into Oklahoma. The 3rd year with LSU, He won a National Championship. He ascended back to Nebraska and sits at the right hand of Tom, the AD, hence he shall come to judge the offense and the defense. I believe in the pinnacle of College Football, the University of Nebraska, the Assistant Coaches, the Husker Offense, the resurrection of the team, and National Prominence Everlasting!!! Amen __________________ Every working class citizen needs a Workingman on his side! Vote Workman '08 T-shirts and Bumper stickers available upon request...

11-11-2008, 07:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
Phishful Thinking Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Lincoln, NE Posts: 356 Thanks: 25 Thanked 16 Times in 12 Posts	apparently it was judgement day for Cody Glenn... bummer __________________ Every working class citizen needs a Workingman on his side! Vote Workman '08 T-shirts and Bumper stickers available upon request...

11-13-2008, 06:18 AM	#4 (permalink)
LundLover Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Lincoln, NE Posts: 3,872 Thanks: 32 Thanked 17 Times in 16 Posts	BUT... If Nebraska football is pure good, whey do they allow evil? __________________ I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions. - Augusten Burroughs

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11-12-2008, 11:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
papaw t Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Lindsay Posts: 60 Thanks: 10 Thanked 8 Times in 5 Posts	Cool post. Too bad for the ones who don't listen and obey.