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09-05-2008, 04:50 PM
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friday humor
Was going to put this in politics but it gets more play here.
 Kids Fishing Barak Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland ' Barak said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's airplane.' The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan'sshoes.' Barak said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them!' The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!' Barak was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But youdon't look like you're disabled. The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!'  
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09-05-2008, 04:53 PM
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09-07-2008, 12:23 PM
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Appalled!!!!
I'm appalled of such political humor...ummm, do you have another one!
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09-08-2008, 04:30 PM
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Okay, let's work this out logically without a lot of emotion. If you vote for Obama.... You get this..... But if you vote for McCain.... You get this... I don't know about you guys, but looking at this in a logical manner, McCain appears to be the better candidate. |
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09-08-2008, 05:29 PM
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Great thread guys.
 You guys work hard to keep the government out of our pockets and away from our guns, and we'll do our best to keep the politics off the boards.  Actually, this is heading in a direction that violates our guidelines. Sorry.
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