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Old 12-17-2007, 04:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Japanese manufacturer Toto apologizes to customers and offers free repairs for 180,000 high-tech toilets— thrones that feature heated seats, air purifiers, blow dryers, and water sprayers—after at least three catch fire. “Fortunately nobody was using the toilets when the fire broke out,” says a company spokesman. “The fire would have been just under your buttocks.”
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Old 12-17-2007, 06:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Mike,

Please do NOT blame on manufacture.....

I think the truth is...

Japanese eats some strange foods in daily basis, and that results in higher production of methane gas through large intestine (by the way, due to those strange foods....the large intestine is always liquidation sale).

In morning hours, we, the Japanese, enjoy , like ordinary Americans do, sitting in toilet and blast out the gas which accumulates overnight.

You know heated seats and flamable gas don't do well together

That is how those incidents occured.

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“Fortunately nobody was using the toilets when the fire broke out,”

Oh, this is bull!! Who is going to admit the fact that they blow fireball from rear end. I bet those were Japanese mama's who refused to admit they cause the fire.

No matter what....those toilet seats rock!! They provide me such a good time.

Sam

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I remember our next house neightbor in Japan....every morning, the father blast the gas and his wife shout...."could you quiet down a bit?" That acted as my alarm clock as it often happened around 6:30AM....my good old days
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Old 12-21-2007, 06:56 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Oh, this is bull!! Who is going to admit the fact that they blow fireball from rear end. I bet those were Japanese mama's who refused to admit they cause the fire.


I've eaten some chili that had the same effect.
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