Humor

LiquidSteel · 06-04-2007, 08:23 PM

Sometimes laughter is the best medicine..........

Im prescribing funny stuff for all, and to all a good laugh. Please post something funny.....

LundLover · 06-04-2007, 08:46 PM

This might not be too funny, but at least there's a boat in the picture.

**Mako** · 06-04-2007, 09:28 PM

Been around but..

LiquidSteel · 06-06-2007, 06:10 PM

LiquidSteel · 06-19-2007, 08:25 PM

fish_finder · 06-20-2007, 12:44 AM

**Mako** · 06-20-2007, 12:28 PM

This next one could almost be the "other way around" so you know how much you'll need to pay, but...

**Mako** · 06-20-2007, 01:47 PM

Alright...a few more...

Ballbeerfish · 06-20-2007, 03:53 PM

LiquidSteel · 06-20-2007, 05:55 PM

**Mako** · 06-20-2007, 06:11 PM

George Bush went fishing with South too?

Frosch · 06-20-2007, 07:06 PM

Tone2129 · 06-29-2007, 02:36 PM

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a texas longhorn fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are texas fans too. Not really knowing what a texas fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There was however one exception. A little girl named Janet had not gone along with the crowd.

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"because i am not a texas fan" she reports.
"then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"I am a proud Husker Fan" boast the little girl

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. she asks janet why she is a nebraska fan.
"well, my dad and my mom are husker fans, so i am a husker fan too" she responds

The teacher is angry now "thats no reason," she says loudly. "what if you mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot. what would you be then?"

janet smiles and says "then id be a texas fan"

GO HUSKER!

**Catfishsteve** · 06-29-2007, 03:08 PM

Good one, 2129!

A little boy, who lives Colorado, is out shopping with his family at the mall.

He finds a Cornhusker hat in a shop and decides it's really cool and puts it on and shows his big sister ;

"Hey look sis! Pretty neat, huh? I've always wanted a Cornhusker hat, now I can root for the Cornhuskers, they're the BEST!"

"You better put that back, Mom and Dad will be mad. You know we're CU fans!"

So, he decides he parents will be more understanding than his misguided sister, so he tracks them down and is all excited to show them his newfound football passion;

"Mom!! Dad!! Look! I'm a Cornhusker! Could you guys get me this hat of my favorite football team"

The Dad summarily cuffs the Cornhusker hat from his son's head and boots him in the pants, his mom shrieks "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU KNOW WE ARE CU FANS IN THIS FAMILY!! THAT'S IT, WE'RE OUT OF HERE! Get your sister and get to the car !! Don't ever let me see you pull such a stupid stunt again!"

So, on the way home, the little boy sits, sniffling and broken hearted in the back seat of the car. The father asks...

"so, son, what have we learned today...?"

"I learned that I've only been a Cornhusker fan for 20 mins and I already hate you Colorado %#*@!#^ !!", the little boy replies.

Tone2129 · 07-03-2007, 01:26 PM

thats awesome! i love it steve

LiquidSteel · 07-03-2007, 04:16 PM

LiquidSteel · 07-15-2007, 11:02 AM

LundLover · 07-16-2007, 01:59 PM

Brrr. That looks cold.

Poncho · 07-16-2007, 02:57 PM

How to tell the sex of a fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

'What are you doing?' She asks.

'Hunting Flies, He responds.

'Oh. Killing any,' She asks.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replies.

Intrigued, she asks, 'How can you tell them apart?'

To which he responds,

'3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.'

Poncho · 07-16-2007, 02:58 PM

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter - let's look for yours."

06-04-2007, 08:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
LiquidSteel Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 697 Thanks: 65 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Humor Sometimes laughter is the best medicine.......... Im prescribing funny stuff for all, and to all a good laugh. Please post something funny.....

06-04-2007, 08:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
LundLover Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Lincoln, NE Posts: 3,831 Thanks: 26 Thanked 16 Times in 15 Posts	This might not be too funny, but at least there's a boat in the picture. __________________ A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

06-04-2007, 09:28 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mako Director Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: A bit further south... Posts: 4,301 Thanks: 2 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	Been around but.. __________________ "Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if he kept his mouth shut."

06-19-2007, 08:25 PM	#5 (permalink)
LiquidSteel Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 697 Thanks: 65 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Redneck Grill

06-20-2007, 12:28 PM	#7 (permalink)
Mako Director Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: A bit further south... Posts: 4,301 Thanks: 2 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	This next one could almost be the "other way around" so you know how much you'll need to pay, but... __________________ "Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if he kept his mouth shut."

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Mako Director Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: A bit further south... Posts: 4,301 Thanks: 2 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	Alright...a few more... __________________ "Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if he kept his mouth shut."

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06-20-2007, 05:55 PM	#10 (permalink)
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06-20-2007, 06:11 PM	#11 (permalink)
Mako Director Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: A bit further south... Posts: 4,301 Thanks: 2 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	George Bush went fishing with South too? __________________ "Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if he kept his mouth shut."

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06-29-2007, 02:36 PM	#13 (permalink)
Tone2129 Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Millard/Lincoln Posts: 1,024 Thanks: 3 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a texas longhorn fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are texas fans too. Not really knowing what a texas fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There was however one exception. A little girl named Janet had not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "because i am not a texas fan" she reports. "then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "I am a proud Husker Fan" boast the little girl The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. she asks janet why she is a nebraska fan. "well, my dad and my mom are husker fans, so i am a husker fan too" she responds The teacher is angry now "thats no reason," she says loudly. "what if you mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot. what would you be then?" janet smiles and says "then id be a texas fan" GO HUSKER! __________________ Husker Bass Angler - Events Coordinator Sponsors: To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. face="Arial Black"> Triton Boats Sportsmans Haircut Wolf Tackle Supplies Venom Lures THANK YOU!

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Catfishsteve Director Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Plattsmouth, NE Posts: 6,654 Thanks: 9 Thanked 81 Times in 29 Posts	My fav Husker joke... Good one, 2129! A little boy, who lives Colorado, is out shopping with his family at the mall. He finds a Cornhusker hat in a shop and decides it's really cool and puts it on and shows his big sister ; "Hey look sis! Pretty neat, huh? I've always wanted a Cornhusker hat, now I can root for the Cornhuskers, they're the BEST!" "You better put that back, Mom and Dad will be mad. You know we're CU fans!" So, he decides he parents will be more understanding than his misguided sister, so he tracks them down and is all excited to show them his newfound football passion; "Mom!! Dad!! Look! I'm a Cornhusker! Could you guys get me this hat of my favorite football team" The Dad summarily cuffs the Cornhusker hat from his son's head and boots him in the pants, his mom shrieks "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU KNOW WE ARE CU FANS IN THIS FAMILY!! THAT'S IT, WE'RE OUT OF HERE! Get your sister and get to the car !! Don't ever let me see you pull such a stupid stunt again!" So, on the way home, the little boy sits, sniffling and broken hearted in the back seat of the car. The father asks... "so, son, what have we learned today...?" *"I learned that I've only been a Cornhusker fan for 20 mins and I already hate you Colorado %#@!#^ !!", the little boy replies.** __________________ Attention deer hunters!! Get in on the To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. sponsored by To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. World's Foremost Outfitter!? Here are *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* . The NEFGA Buck Bash is FREE to enter and Cabela's will be providing tons of great hunter gear prizes. ********

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Tone2129 Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Millard/Lincoln Posts: 1,024 Thanks: 3 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	thats awesome! i love it steve __________________ Husker Bass Angler - Events Coordinator Sponsors: To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. face="Arial Black"> Triton Boats Sportsmans Haircut Wolf Tackle Supplies Venom Lures THANK YOU!

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Poncho Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Omaha, NE Posts: 125 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	How to tell the sex of a fly A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. 'What are you doing?' She asks. 'Hunting Flies, He responds. 'Oh. Killing any,' She asks. 'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replies. Intrigued, she asks, 'How can you tell them apart?' To which he responds, '3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.'

07-16-2007, 02:58 PM	#20 (permalink)
Poncho Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Omaha, NE Posts: 125 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?" The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?" The old guy says, "Doesn't matter - let's look for yours."

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