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Old 09-29-2009, 10:16 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Little Boy Heroically Shoots, Mutilates Burglar | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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Old 09-29-2009, 10:29 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I highly doubt that's real. And if it is,Dahmer may be outdone by this kid in a few years.

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Old 09-29-2009, 10:33 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I highly doubt that's real. And if it is,Dahmer may be outdone by this kid in a few years.

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Its the Onion......none of their stuff is real, just humorous
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It The Onion... it's satire... all their news is fake.
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Which was funnier? The article, or Alex T. not knowing for sure if it was real or not?





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Old 09-29-2009, 10:50 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 09-29-2009, 11:43 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I HATE cliff-hangers. How do I find out if my wife's cat is a CIA Mole?



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Old 09-29-2009, 11:53 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Cats would be great for that. They act like they don't know what's going on,seem to be laid back and stealthy.....perfect gov't. employee.



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Also,it's pretty comical that you guys would even waste your time viewing that crap. But I guess guys that can't catch fish/harvest animals need hobbies too.

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I just shot our cat......
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I love the Onion. Now try and say this isn't true!

Study Reveals Pittsburgh Unprepared For Full-Scale Zombie Attack | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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I read that there is an ongoing coverup regarding the dissemination of fabricated information by the Federal Undead Management Agency downplaying the urgency of the situation.

The MSM is referring to it as FUMAgate.

I'll try to dig that up for you.... Gadget
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So true... We're all at risk. And the problem extends beyond Pittsburg.

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