Obg

Dad O. · 06-05-2009, 02:52 PM

During his monthly visit to the corner barbershop, this OBG
asked his barber for any suggestions on how to treat his in-
creasing baldness. After a brief pause, the barber leaned over
and confided that the best thing he'd come across was, er,
female juices.

"But you're balder than I am," protested the customer.

"True," admitted the barber, "but you've gotta admit I've got
one hell of a mustache!"

jarredbehrendt · 06-05-2009, 03:14 PM

Nice!

tmn515 · 06-05-2009, 03:36 PM

HAHA! GREAT!

Troy

cougarw · 06-05-2009, 03:51 PM

Ha Ha..my wife just called you a pervert.

fishman34 · 06-05-2009, 06:09 PM

LMFAO!!!!! that's a good one!

Alex T. · 06-05-2009, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Ha Ha..my wife just called you a pervert

Looking at this photo..........

I guess your wife would know.

Alex

thedarkarcher · 06-05-2009, 07:01 PM

lmao!!!!

jimbosan · 06-06-2009, 12:06 PM

They don't call it a womb broom for nothin!

kabob48 · 06-06-2009, 01:41 PM

If the good lord didn't intend for you to that' He wouldn't made it look like a taco

cougarw · 06-06-2009, 04:40 PM

Good one Alex, Now she thinks this is a porn site.

Now if I could just get her to put the color back in.

OldBaldGuy · 06-07-2009, 10:46 AM

What can I say, other than it's an established fact that I've had the handsomest mustache in Omaha for decades?

fishman34 · 06-07-2009, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldBaldGuy

What can I say, other than it's an established fact that I've had the handsomest mustache in Omaha for decades?

that you have a barber who knows what he's talking about?

24 HUNTER · 06-08-2009, 12:25 PM

Jump n Fish · 06-08-2009, 03:02 PM

What, I don't get it.

I can't even grow a mustache and I've always wondered why.

Adam R · 06-16-2009, 12:07 AM

06-05-2009, 02:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
Dad O. Dad O. is Jobless Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Lake Havasu City, Az. Posts: 1,204 Thanks: 6 Thanked 141 Times in 97 Posts	Obg During his monthly visit to the corner barbershop, this OBG asked his barber for any suggestions on how to treat his in- creasing baldness. After a brief pause, the barber leaned over and confided that the best thing he'd come across was, er, female juices. "But you're balder than I am," protested the customer. "True," admitted the barber, "but you've gotta admit I've got one hell of a mustache!" __________________ Photo Album

06-05-2009, 03:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
jarredbehrendt jarredbehrendt is Dreaming of Paradise Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Omaha, NE for now.... Certified Youth Fishing Instructor Posts: 2,472 Thanks: 595 Thanked 403 Times in 301 Posts Blog Entries: 68	Nice! __________________ Fish when you can...... Work when you have to.

06-05-2009, 06:09 PM	#5 (permalink)
fishman34 fishman34 is hoping things get figured out so we have a boat for dardanelle.... Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Broken Bow/Lincoln Certified Youth Fishing Instructor Posts: 1,522 Thanks: 173 Thanked 358 Times in 225 Posts	LMFAO!!!!! that's a good one! __________________ Whackin' Woodies Waterfowl Crew To a worm, digging in the hard ground is more relaxing than going fishing...

06-05-2009, 07:01 PM	#7 (permalink)
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06-06-2009, 12:06 PM	#8 (permalink)
jimbosan jimbosan has no status. Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Blair, Nebraska Posts: 2,364 Thanks: 292 Thanked 255 Times in 181 Posts	They don't call it a womb broom for nothin! __________________ GET EM CLOSE/happiness is a bloody arrow!

06-05-2009, 03:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
tmn515 tmn515 is fishing Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Lincoln, NE NEFGA Line Recycling Volunteer Posts: 1,812 Thanks: 850 Thanked 360 Times in 299 Posts	HAHA! GREAT! Troy

06-05-2009, 03:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
cougarw cougarw is wondering what to do next. Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In the wild Posts: 2,208 Thanks: 161 Thanked 204 Times in 133 Posts	Ha Ha..my wife just called you a pervert.

06-06-2009, 01:41 PM	#9 (permalink)
kabob48 kabob48 is Happy to be pop pop x2 Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: lincoln Certified Youth Fishing Instructor NEFGA Line Recycling Volunteer Posts: 297 Thanks: 324 Thanked 130 Times in 80 Posts	If the good lord didn't intend for you to that' He wouldn't made it look like a taco

06-06-2009, 04:40 PM	#10 (permalink)
cougarw cougarw is wondering what to do next. Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In the wild Posts: 2,208 Thanks: 161 Thanked 204 Times in 133 Posts	Good one Alex, Now she thinks this is a porn site. Now if I could just get her to put the color back in.

06-07-2009, 10:46 AM	#11 (permalink)
OldBaldGuy OldBaldGuy is pleased to have "seen the elephant." Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The paradise formerly known as Elkhorn Certified Youth Fishing Instructor NEFGA Line Recycling Volunteer Posts: 6,674 Thanks: 269 Thanked 524 Times in 317 Posts	What can I say, other than it's an established fact that I've had the handsomest mustache in Omaha for decades? __________________ “I think every happy memory plucks a hair from your head; if you see an old bald guy, he’s probably had a great life.” –-Red Green

06-08-2009, 12:25 PM	#13 (permalink)
24 HUNTER 24 HUNTER is Is back from a great trip to the refuge and cannott wait till next year!!! Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: omaha ne Posts: 871 Thanks: 83 Thanked 137 Times in 105 Posts

06-08-2009, 03:02 PM	#14 (permalink)
Jump n Fish Jump n Fish is dreamin of clear rivers and big spots Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Laurel, MS Posts: 1,331 Thanks: 613 Thanked 463 Times in 216 Posts	What, I don't get it. I can't even grow a mustache and I've always wondered why. __________________ We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live.

06-16-2009, 12:07 AM	#15 (permalink)
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