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Old 09-24-2008, 07:40 AM   #1 (permalink)
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how many times have you received an e-mail that was notably one long sentence with no breaks between paragraphs no capitalization or other punctunation makes it hard to read and follow the writers thoughts doesnt it punctuation ranks right up there with spelling and grammar well today is your rog National Punctuation Day
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Old 09-24-2008, 09:18 AM   #2 (permalink)
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A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.
'Why?' asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
'Well, I'm a panda', he says, at the door. 'Look it up.'
The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. 'Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.'
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Old 09-24-2008, 08:36 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Actually there are a few members on this forum who write long run on sentences with no capitalization and no punctuation and besides that they don't spell their words right like they'll write there instead of their and it's frustrating and kind of hard to read and would be amusing if it weren't sad but I'm sure they're great fishermen and hunters and all around good guys so it's not the end of the world but I suppose in a perfect world everybody would write right but as we all know it's not a perfect world.
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Old 09-24-2008, 08:41 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I think you need to back away from the keyboard and go fishing!
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