User: Hi
Cleverbot: What's up?
User: Cooking dinner. How about you?
Cleverbot: Hm. I have a monkey.
User: How big is it?
Cleverbot: Big and it has a waterslide and 15 diving boards.
User: That must be a big monkey.
Cleverbot: My dog is big.
User: What kind of dog?
Cleverbot: San bernard.
User: Can I eat it?
Cleverbot: I'd prefer it if you didn't.
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We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live.
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